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All 16 game Reviews

Mad Skeletons Mad Skeletons

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Half a star because 1. it's an obvious copy of a boring mobile game genre (I know those games existed before, but back then it was a different niche and it was meant for a different casual consumer) 2. I highly, highly doubt it recieved such a high rating without cheating (vote bots or something). I can't blam it though because it's not actually stolen, or is visually of absolutely amateur quality (it's maybe a little over the top with the effects, and there were some bugs) Nor will I give it one star becuase it lags horribly on this rather fast computer (core i5, 8Gb ram). So half a star suits well.

Canabalt Canabalt

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ahh the original... So much better then the stupendous, ridiculous jump in Android/iOS versions.

Tripod Attack Tripod Attack

Rated 4 / 5 stars

The achievements were nicely challenging, you get 4 good stars for being a lil' creative, putting effort and making a fun game. I'd give you 5 or 4.5 but I reserve those for epicly epic games of epic manners... Privet bratic :)

Passage of Time Passage of Time

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

MtGForger was nice with you, wait till' you get a load of me.

Here we have a ridiculous, banal, blatant sell out. The mechanics are slow, delayed, unrealistic, hard to use. The levels are stupid to the bone. Completely mind emptying. The concept is ridiculous. It's 2012, and you're assigning life periods to age? Well I'd be tolerant there, if you at least had all the life periods, and within the range, but no you completely missed the age, EACH time. Plus dying in 100 years? Time doesn't pass fast, it's a mind trick. And I suspect you bought a few indian students to give you good ratings because "*this should be blammed*! ," shouts Dany0 with a deep, loud voice.

This "game" was TOO EASY TO MAKE. Just because it hasn't totally newbish art doesn't mean it's worth anything! Sell outs... nice ads there. I hope you'll feel good eating food earned from these. The artist put some work into it, so it's not worth blamming his work. The programmer should go hide under a rock and not come back until he's a programmer.

I mean come on, you just skipped over parts there. I've seen better games in advertisements...

Ink Battle Ink Battle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loved it. Two suggestions, once you've typed an upgrade for your unit, display a small icon near the mana to know you did it. And more levels of course :)

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Ultimate Porsche Racing Ultimate Porsche Racing

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I honestly can't believe what did I just play... To sum it up:

1. Unbalanced upgrading
2. Unreliable delayed and annoying controls
3. Horrible, non-existent physics
4. No AI, just cars driving around a spline
5. Repetitive unfitting music you probably bought somewhere
6. The game is way too easy, even kids wouldn't have fun with that

Basically, being sponsored and shitting out a shitty game gets you zero stars. That's bad even for the lowest low-standard flash people around the world, you sell-out. Well, every community needs a black sheep, huh? Have fun eating food you bought for making this. I hope you'll once realize how bad this is and hire a real programmer to make this playable. Also, I just can't handle myself, did you do at least some thinking before making the game? You do realize the cars are too big for the roads, the AI is dull, the music is unfitting, the plants are disturbingly placed and repetitive, the menu design is cliché, some of the textures are overlaying badly(example: but there's way more), the car shadows are too dark, what is this? Were you really just making a background to put your ads in? Well, the design really hints that. Is this really a flash "game", or a flash advertisement? Well let me tell you something, the connection isn't bad on my side, this game is BAD and should have never been released.

And of course people will tell you the art is good, they just looked at it and quit. Who would play this anyway? (FYI I unlocked everything) Or did you buy these reviews too? They certainly do look like some indian with access to the internet wrote them for you. Kinda suspicious huh? How did you get this many good ratings?

Do you have *no* shame eating food you earned from this? Did you deliberately try to make a bad game? Did you really put that much effort in the design, and just kept thinking "must make this game bad, must make this game bad"? Well congratulations! It's unplayable, gross and just keeps me completely suspicious of how did you get this attention! This is worse then stealing a game and then claiming it's yours, this is complete disgrace of what NG community was built upon! I'm just losing my tongue, in my head I just keep insulting you, well here's an insult: your game!

Cloud Control Cloud Control

Rated 5 / 5 stars

BEST art game EVER¨!!

Whoever made this is a genius. Everything is just perfect, the proportions, resolution... EVERYTHING from graphics to gameplay is just and only PERFECT!

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e7 e7

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Not bad at all!

Quite good, though it is looking a bit uncompleted(few extra details would not kill me) the gameplay is complete. The only thing that I don't understand is the ending, did I HAVE to not make it to the ship? Where was it actually? The FOV of the ending level was so small I couldn't see anything... And where did I have to go?

Enough Plumbers Enough Plumbers

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Awesome... not...

I give you 5 stars for idea and origrinality, 5 stars for the graphics, 5 stars for the music and sound, and high five for the level design! Dude you totally messed it up! You should really bring a up a level editor so that people could create good levels! =/

REPLAYING :the game: REPLAYING :the game:

Rated 5 / 5 stars


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